It's a journal.

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Before I begin, it's required to know that I'm recently addicted to Belinda Carlisle's 'I Get Weak.'

Carry on.

Basic Info:

Ever pulled an all-nighter?: I've almost made all-weekers. All-tweekers, hehe.
Are you afraid of the dark?: Dark is half of every day, we're tight now.
Would you have plastic surgery: I wear contacts.
Want to be abducted by aliens?: I'm game. Illegal aliens would make me more badass, right?
Been on a date and not stayed with the person?: They left me. Claimed they weren't feeling good. Blind date & they must've gone deaf too because they still haven't called back. I guess my family being there sneaking around made things awkward. You think I'm kidding.

Favourites:

Christmas song: A Christmas album. Feliz Navidad works. But that Christmas song about the boy buying shoes for his Mother, that's a barbaric move for a Christmas song! Make me cry on one of the happiest days of the year, that's what I want.
Piece of jewelry: My yellow ring coming in the mail!
Comedian: Sandra Bullock, Sarah Silverman, Adam Sandler, Demetri Martin, & Kathy Griffin to name a few..
Designer: Sew what?
Animal: The zoo. The sea. My home.

Have you Ever:

Hurt yourself on purpose?: Oh yes, I've been to a dentist.
Thrown a cat off a bridge?: Only mountain lions
Seen a ballet?: I should huh? Would Robin Hood or Peter Pan count?
Made chili without a recipe: Sure thing, chili comes in cans now!
Ate Liver?: I've eaten hotdogs, yes.

Do you:

like cats?: I prefer them on the bridge..
How often do you go on facebook?: I'm doing a Facebook survey.
What size shoe do you wear?: Clown & a half
ever been sick on a bus: Fun times..
Do you pee in the shower?: A top-of-the-line bidet, sure!

What is:

your favourite emoticon?: DeviantART emoticons. I'm an emoti con-artist.
What are you thoughts on life?: That it would take the rest of my lifetime to answer this.
your biggest fear?: The number of members in the gang of fears
Your favourite word?: Barbaric. It has two bars & an ick in it.
the love of your life?: Life

This/That:

american eagle/buffalo: American buffalo
lady gaga/britney spears: Britney shaved her head & speaks British. I believe she beats Gaga's poker face.
cake/pie: German chocolate
jump off a cliff/building: Can I substitute the cat?
Long/short hair: Shins or scalp? Chin or chest?

Relationships:

Am I loveable?: Would you throw a cat from a bridge?
Has anyone stole your bf/gf?: Can't get robbed of what you don't own.
Do you want sex?: I already have one.
Do you want sex more than your partner does?: That's rape.
do you love them for who they are or for what they have?: Who are they, what have them, where when why how are they have them for?!

Finish:

Big buts are...: some hardcore 'however..'
I plan on...: not making plans.
The biggest...: *yawn*
I like my coffee with...: heat.
I have never...: known how to finish this sentence.

Firsts:

Film you watched alone: My autobiography
First commercial you remember seeing?: Mind sold seperate, batteries not included
Concert you went to: Womb Stadium
Person you hated: You're lying, that's bogus.
First song you danced: Puff The Magic Dragon

Lasts:

Word you typed:: This.
Time someone gave you their jacket: The last time I did a load of laundry.
Time you bit your tongue: When I was chewing words that were whistling from my ears in steam.
Time you ate steak?: When it was salisbury steak.
Time you spent over $100?: That time I spent over $everything & saved under $nothing.



Basic Info:

Are you a boxers or briefs type of person?: That's two different things?
Do you have any posters up in your room?: In one of my rooms.
What color is your bedroom?: One is mostly yellow, other is mostly neon & sea-themed.
Do you like having your picture taken?: Hey that was mine. Memories rock.
Are you photo-genic?: That's not an adjective, it's an opinion.

Favourites:

Amusement park ride?: Anything that knots my heart to my abdomen, leaves them dangling in mid-air.
Summer festival?: I suppose.
Thing to grill on the bar-b-que?: Ball Park hot dogs & extra cheesy burgers, because I'm old school.
Animal at the zoo?: Otters! Chimpanzees are pretty fascinating. Have you ever seen giraffes beat the damn out of each other with their necks?!
Beach activity?: Music, bonfires, sunrise & sunset gazing, toes drowned in milky sand, skin brushed with soft sunburn, souvenir tan & salt-caked hair tattooed to my forehead, falling asleep to the wave lullabies hummed throughout my body..

Have you ever:

Joined the mile-high club?: The view makes me orgasm, close enough.
Made a trucker honk his horn?: I still do that. My brother & I used to moon truckers from the very back of my Mother's Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Stolen anything from a hotel room?: What the damn? Give your victim a name before robbing them? For a dust particle of soap or a hand towel? Because otherwise you're caught red-handed.
Stormed out on your teacher or boss?: No, I just wouldn't show up.
Jumped out of a moving car?: Not any more than 8 mph.

Do you:

Like to paint?: Want to?
Have any speeding tickets?: Let's go!
Know how to get around using transit?: Does that include trolley material?
Know how to play poker?: Love roasted marshmallows! Texas Hold 'em makes Poker an endangered species.
Want to be a celebrity?: Have fun. I'm fine here with my clearance glamour & spotlight in a crowd of family paparazzi & fan friends in the audience.

What is:

the craziest thing you've done in a movie theater?: rolled down the aisle. That's braver than the back seat horn dogs. So they do it in a dark theater, Big Whoopi Woo, I've owned laser lights!
the craziest thing you've done on the subway?: Not being on one yet.
the craziest thing you've done in a Hotel room?: Have a nightmare.
the craziest thing you've done in a classroom?: Busy work.
the craziest thing you've done in a pool?: Belly flop off a fucking high dive! & play chicken. I'm a rebel. Peeing is rather hardcore too, yea? & that Marco Polo's pretty dangerous.

This/That:

Pulp or no pulp?: Not in my milk.
Bicycle or motorcycle?: You can't hear the baseball cards in the spokes above a motor. What's up with the motorcycles on training wheels that look like three-wheeler limos? If you need training wheels, go back to level bicycle for your own good. Maybe get a Huffy 10-speed or Mongoose trick bike if you're feeling spunky.
Noise or silence?: Migraine or stethoscope? Dead sleep or ultrasound?
Mexican or Italian food?: Mexitalian
Smoke or drink?: Those come seperate?

Relationships:

As far as body hair goes, what is your preference?: I could give a rat's hairy ass.
How important is your partner's occupation to you?: This much.
Would you not date someone because you don't like their family?: I don't speak fluent shallow-ese. Dislike a whole family, are you serious?
How do you feel about interracial relationships?: Sure thing
What's the best website to meet singles?: The teletubby's fan page

Finish:

People wouldn't say that I'm...: That's not for me to say.
Barack Obama likes to...: I wouldn't know, but I'll say spend money to be safe.
The biggest hero in my life is: SuperWonderPowerRangerHulkSpiderCatManWo manCaptainPlanet
The worst thing I ever did as a kid was: Grow up
I'm so....: Re me. Fa sa la la la, la la la la!

Firsts:

Summer camp?: Local pool
Boat-ride?: A raft
Sleep-over party?: You too?
Time you were kicked out of a bar?: When it closed.
Bar you drank at?: Bar hop

Lasts:

Time you ate at McDonald's?: It's a date!
Time you fixed something?: When I wrote something. I fix my food feening about every day.
Pair of shoes you bought?: Around a month & some ago. $1!
Time you went to Vegas?: In the movie theater. @ the speed of sound from the grapevine because I only hear about it.
You lost a bet?: You bet your ass!








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